Why is joey essex so thick

Posted 6 years ago. It has to be an act. He is just too perfectly idiotic to be a real moron. Klunk Free Member. McHamish Free Member. Joey Essex, the brand, is an invention. Rorschach Free Member. As is Karl Pilkington…. Must be an act. Tbh most of us would come across as dull at best infront of a camera. Its an act. He owns about 30 patents in biosciences. Greybeard Full Member.

Listening to hom on the radio. Should intelligence just be measured by erudite comments and academic excellence? Edric64 Free Member. Just a mouth breathing pretty boy moron the world is full of them. FunkyDunc Free Member. Seen him on a couple of programmes and he has really struggled to come across as thick. I thought being unable to speak was called mute!

Why is this happening? I always knew something like this was going happen to me. Essex, who has made a BBC Three documentary about his grief and the impact it has had on his life, said losing his mother at such a young age made him the person he is today, but also made him realise he had been playing a role of being tough.

Showbiz Published: May 30, Subscribe to our daily newsletter! Sign Up. Most Read. Sorry, we are not accepting comments on this article. Wolverhampton 8 hours ago. Rowley Regis 8 hours ago. Essex was talking about clothes with 2 birds and said and I quote " he liked vintage clothing but in the olden days "they didn't have any colours only black and white as he had seen them old photos". Still has money though So does 'Prince' Edward.. You want more examples of him being 'thick' I'll post them when i've got a spare few weeks..

And if ye read my comment correctly, you could see i don't believe he is.. Nowt to do with politics - it's just basic knowledge you gather just by being alive. How can you possibly avoid this knowledge other than being physically impaired in some way? I've got absolutely no idea about Joey Essex as I know nothing about him but talking of intelligence my niece is doing a Masters degree which she is acing and has already had a book published which she was the editor of.

My point is that she has got the common sense and awareness of a goldfish and that is on a going day. She is frequently getting lost and losing things, her basic knowledge about most everyday things apart from fashion, art and music is negligible. God bless her though, she is a wonderful girl but I wouldn't bet huge amounts she'd know who the prime minister either. My point is that she has got. They loved talking about alcohol.

I called it bicardi breezer knowledge. There are plenty of thick people on here, never mind out in the real world. Those who remember Jade Goody on here saw some of the most appalling comments when she died. The fact her boys were left with no mother didn't matter to the utter morons and trolls on here, they said she deserved to die as she was thick and a waste of space. If we took that to task on here, the place would be half empty.

I think the fact that Jade Goody got minted for just being herself, invoked pure and simple jealousy from the morons. The fact her boys were left with no mother didn't matter to the utter morons and. Anyone who is named after a county is doing ok. Real name was Cook. Not forgetting Superman. Anyone who is related to Captain Cook has a head start. The betterbettor has nailed it. That said, he's made 00's of thousands out of it, if not millions. So far play to him. Very shrewd TBB.

The male Jade Goody. If it's an act, he is bloody brilliant at it. There was an interesting moment when he referred to Milband as 'Red Ed', Portillo clearly skeptical abut Joey called him on it..